Livermore High Football

Searching for his next victim

Jon Oliver is one tough sob. Weighing in at 250lb he can slap guys around like no other. He squats 900 lbs, bench presses 500 lbs and cleans 400 lbs... for his warm up sets. Some say he is actually the mexican Hulk and when he gets angry, his eyes burn with fuego! I heard he stabbed a man once. His nickname is Jony Bear because after the season is over, he hibernates...Forever. But, no one knows where he dwells. Some have tried to follow him home but have gotten lost in the process. They say he lives underground and feeds on neighborhood pets. His favorite food is cat. I think he ate my turtle. He was the one who saved the world in the World of the Wars and he sunk the Titanic not some iceberg. Waldo is hiding because Jon Oliver exists.